[One_Eyed_Dog]

John Terry Has Got His Work Cut Out.

Have you seen them? They look like they've been involved in the same car crash. Twice.

What ever happend to footballers getting in a scraps after a night out now they just go round knobbing stuff.
I used to like Gazza and Jimmy 5 Bellies getting beer'd up and having it out with some doorman or innocent
by-stander in a your an arsehole but I like you kind of way.

Their defence is, well she didn't tell me her age, so I didn't know I was paying to knob someone underage.

[IMM]

Bloody hell.

It's the Dog!

Where you been?

[Wick Boy]

Without so much as a by your leave the One Eyed dog returns with a post about under age prostitution (co-incidence?)

Our knowledge of major A-road renewals has been lacking of late, so get it sorted...

[Tosh]

Do you all know that the Dog now resides in Westbury Park with all the top knobs and wears slippers and a smoking jacket with OED emblazoned on it in gold. Fact!http://www.portvaleonline.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/hi.gif

[One_Eyed_Dog]

A14/M6/M1 Catthorpe is a big deal Wickers. They're replacing some of the viaducts with the eventual hope that the junction gets done over if it suvives the Budget Review. I'm not in that game though anymore, but I've kept me hand in because I'm such a sad git.

Thanks for making me out to be a bigger tw@t than I already am. The only thing on my jacket will be the elbow pad efforts teachers have.

[Tosh]

One_Eyed_Dog, on 21 July 2010 - 01:09 PM, said:

The only thing on my jacket will be the elbow pad efforts teachers have.

Ahh, brown corduroy with a lighter tan coloured elbow patch, I wish i had one of them. Can you still get them?

Sorry to go slightly off topic..

[One_Eyed_Dog]

Years of watching Blue Peter has taught me to make stuff. Like my slightly wonky coffee table that I made myself.


Back on topic after I came back with a bang. It's knobs like these that make me wish football didn't exsist. Right now I'm not the slightest bit interested in watching football, I know I'm tarring these two with the same brush, afterall they did leg over the same bird, but stuff like this used to be rare, now it's common place. The even sadder thing is it's nothing to do with money, it;s to do with being told you can have what you want from the age of 14 as soon as you set foot in a big club and you won't feel the concequences of your actions.

if you've seen the bird you'd wonder what they've paid for.

This post has been edited by One_Eyed_Dog: 21 July 2010 - 12:38 PM

[MikR]

The last sight I had of oed was an e mail which simply said, with no apparent irony, "are you dead?"

[efsb]

All is good with the world - the return of OED. Nice one.

[One_Eyed_Dog]

Mik. If you don't ask these questions you'll never know. All won't be well in September when Dog Jr arrives. He's going to be a dictator. For now I'll suffer anti natal classes for the benefit of my testicles.

[rock]

Oed welcome back how are you doing?

[Wick Boy]

Oh my Lord - he's been breeding.

[One_Eyed_Dog]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[IMM]

I read somewhere that this whole French thing was known about before the World Cup and the French, being French, suspended the investigation until afterwards.

Great sense of priorities.

[Redditch Valiant]

It was. I remember reading about it months ago. There HAD been a possibility that Ribery was going to be left out the squad, that's probably why the investigation was suspended.